omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
And all cats remember that moment as “The Great Betrayal” and vowed to wake humans every morning as an act of vengeance.
Promo.
I bet Brutus explained his ideas to the other conspirators just like this
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I’M SORRY WE’RE OUT OF THE ITEM.”
Bottom Text: “THAT’S BULLSHIT! THERE’S A SALE, YOU JUST GOT SHIPMENTS.”]
Sorry lady, that’s not how our store works. We put items on sale to get rid of excess items. We don’t order new ones because your self-righteous ass is expecting to buy one today. We’re out of the item, too bad. Not to mention, I don’t even work in shoes, I was just helping my manager friend out because she had a call out that day. So no, I’m not bullshitting.
workout cat. (via wtfsofunny)
It’s the small things that bring joy when working retail.